Prepare to be Boarded!

Avast! It be Talk Like A Pirate Day, ye scurvy land lubbers! Ye be keel hauled lest ye be talkin’ like a pirate for the rest o’ the day. Y’arr!!! So shiver me timbers, raise yer mug o’ glog, and swallow it down, lest we send ye to Davy Jones’ locker, ya filthy bilge rat!