Two Birds With One Stone: What To Do With Vacant Properties
This is one of those posts where the title is disproportionately long with the post itself, but whatever.
My Last Will and Testament, Part 2
Following along the lines of Part 1, I would like it on the record that my funeral should be a Speaking, and be at least as awesome as this.
DTV Transition
Oh no! The transition from analog television to digital television is flawed, and civil rights groups are all mad! Their plan includes:
My Mother Was Right
When I was younger, and even still today, my mother would claim that I was dropped off by space aliens. Turns out, she wasn’t that far from the truth.
Four Dollar Gas
The Times is wrong. Not all Americans are hating every minute of it. Heather walked outside a few of days ago, and noted that gas was $3.99 at the BP on 13th...
Apparently, I’m A Horrible Person
It’s not church parking, nor is it Adams Morgan parking, but parking arguments seem to be in vogue these days, so I decided to start one of my own.
Bitch Still Set Me Up
Time flies when you’re having fun. Or smoking crack.