Cowboys Get Beat Bad

So Hedda and I got back a little bit ago from the Cowboys game. There really wasn’t any sweet revenge, as I had so fervently hoped. Instead, the Cowboys suffered a good old fashioned ass-whupping from the Redskins, and were sent back to Texas with their derrieres in their carry-on luggage. The final score was 35 to 7.

I’m sure it’s because I wasn’t able to get my boots in time.

In related news, following tonight’s game, the Cowboys announced they will be departing the National Football League in favor of playing in Pop Warner.