So I was comment-spammed. And that sucks. At least they could have comment-spammed me for something stupid like a penis-enlargement pill or an URGENT INVESTOR BULLETIN or something. No, they couldn’t do that. I had to get comment-spammed for free rape pictures.
Fortunately, the fix was pretty easy.
delete from gl_comments where comment like '%rape%'; Deleted rows: 97 (Query took 0.0074 sec)
I have taken some solace that I destroyed their links in a mere 0.0074 seconds. And I have disabled anonymous comments for now, but since external users cannot register accounts, this effectively eliminates comments on my blog for now. Sorry. If you would really like to comment, please email me and I will set up an account for you.