Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) Is a Luser

This transcript of Ted Stevens is so funny and sad. This man with power actually thinks he has an intelligent opinion on net neutrality, yet his statements belie his ability to make any intelligent decision on the subject. Witness:

I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o’clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?

Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially.

Classic. Clearly, Mr. Stevens is a luser. I mean, come on! “An internet was sent by my staff…?” It’s hard to make shit up funnier than that. Let’s try.

OMG, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o’clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. WTF!1!one!?

Because it got tangled up with all these things going on TEH INTARWEB commercially.

PAK CHOOIE UNF

So a luser is getting to decide technology policy. Brilliant. Perhaps if his number one campaign donor wasn’t the telecommunications industry…