My Last Will and Testament, Part 1

No, I haven’t been diagnosed with anything. I just saw this article on Wired about green funerals that are coming into vogue, and I just wanted it on the record as to how I’d like my remains disposed of:

Bury me in a shallow grave in the forest.

Barring that, which I’m sure would violate several jurisdictions worth of laws, one of these green funeral things would be a decent second choice.