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My Last Will and Testament, Part 1
Posted on April 21st, 2008 No commentsNo, I haven’t been diagnosed with anything. I just saw this article on Wired about green funerals that are coming into vogue, and I just wanted it on the record as to how I’d like my remains disposed of:
Bury me in a shallow grave in the forest.
Barring that, which I’m sure would violate several jurisdictions worth of laws, one of these green funeral things would be a decent second choice.
3 responses to “My Last Will and Testament, Part 1”
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I want a viking funeral. Flaming arrow shot into a ship that my corpse is floating on.
While bagpipes play “Oh Danny Boy”
Of course, this is never going to happen because I plan on living forever.
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arth, that nourish’d thee, shall claim
Thy growth, to be resolved to earth again,
And, lost each human trace, surrendering up
Thine individual being, shalt thou go
To mix for ever with the elements,
To be a brother to the insensible rock,
And to the sluggish clod, which the rude swain
Turns with his share, and treads upon. The oak
Shall send his roots abroad, and pierce thy mould.http://www.poetry-archive.com/b/thanatopsis.html
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Scud_1373 April 25th, 2008 at 08:29
Jedi funeral pyre…
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Teddy Laich April 21st, 2008 at 09:47