Just Take My Money!

The most annoying thing about this new-fangled e-commerce crap is that every goddamn site wants me to sign up with a username and password just to buy something. Yes, I am talking to you, GenCon. If you haven’t figured it out, here’s a clue in big, bold, slow letters so you can understand them: I … DON’T … WANT … TO … REMEMBER … ANOTHER … USERNAME … AND … PASSWORD … JUST … TO … BUY … A … FUCKING … TICKET … TO … YOUR … EVENT! Just let me put in my credit card information and be done with it! Arrrggghhh!!!!!