DC Alerts Is Ready For the Zombie Apocalypse

I was pretty harsh on DC Alerts in my last post.  And I stand by that.  But say what I might about DC Alerts, I do have to give them props for one thing: They are ready for the Zombie Apocalypse.

If you’ve ever gotten an alert where a person might have been injured, the phrase “conscious and breathing” is often used to describe their state. It’s a curious turn of phrase, and makes one imagine the other possible permutations.  A nice table will be helpful here.

Conscious

Unconscious

Breathing

OK

Just Unconscious

Not Breathing

Zombie

Dead

As you can see, DC Alerts really has their bases covered!  Hopefully, with their help, I’ll increase my odds of surviving.

In Case Of Zombies by Drunken Monkey used under a CC-BY-NC license.