IRC Tornado
From a chat room I frequent, run by a friend of mine, edited slightly for clarity and brevity:
[21:06] anonymouse: tornado sirens
[21:09] anonymouse: my power is totally going to go out
[21:10] kyrn: isn't it a little early for tornados?
[21:10] kyrn: we still have snow
[21:10] kyrn: snow + tornado would be crazy
[21:10] [anonymouse posts link to [radar imagery](http://ardvaark.net/files/storms_over_springfield.gif)]
[21:10] anonymouse: see the big purple spot? that's me
[21:13] anonymouse: ok i'm freaked out
[21:18] anonymouse: really.. fucking.. freaked.. out
[21:18] kyrn: eep
[21:18] Flashodad: tornadoes suck
[21:19] Flashodad: tornados?
[21:19] Flashodad: either way, they suck
[21:23] *** -UPS- WARNING! localhost Power Failure. Shutdown in 2 minutes...
[21:23] Ardvaark: ruh-roh
[21:24] HuskyTed: I sense danger...
[21:24] anonymouse: that's it
[21:24] Ardvaark: ??
[21:24] anonymouse: power's out
[21:24] Ardvaark: goodbye all!
[21:24] anonymouse: bye all
[21:24] * Ardvaark waves.
[21:24] anonymouse: wish us luck
[21:24] anonymouse: tornado Alley
[21:25] *** anonymouse has signed off IRC (Ping timeout: 126 seconds).
[21:25] *** -UPS- localhost Shutting down at Sun Mar 12 20:25:30 CST 2006
[21:25] Ardvaark: here we go!
[21:25] *** You have been disconnected. Sun Mar 12 21:25:32 2006.
Ouch!